All it takes is a "good" pick-up line
I am a sucker for a guy that will use a terribly terrible pick-up. Maybe it's because they're bold (or shameless) and friendly (or desperate), but I get a real kick out of a guy who isn't afraid to bust one out.
The other day a guy asked, "How much does a polar bear weigh?" I shrugged and he replied, "Enough to break the ice. Hi, I'm Mike." I was impressed/swept off my feet, and it was a guy I knew pretty well too (and should have expected this from in the first place).
There's nothing like a guy who will use a ridiculous pick-up line. To me, a guy that will go up to a girl and actually spurt that kind of cheese out of his mouth is bold, confident, silly with a sense of humour, and adorable... exactly the kind of guy I love (or love to know and make fun of).
However, these are the kinds of guys who may need some help (or may not care either way).
So here are some good pick-up lines for a guy to use in his dating endeavors (or fooleries), only because I have sympathy (or I can't wait to hear one used on me!)
Some real doozies
Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Baicarumba...are those real?
Be unique and different, just say yes.
Can I flirt with you?
Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin.
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
Greetings and salivations
Honey, I'm new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house.
I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!
I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?
I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
Sara's all-time favorite pick-up lines
Is that the sun coming up... or is that just you lighting up my world?
Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get.
Do you want to make millions? Millions of babies?
I tripped on a kiss and fell in love with you.
If someone was to write a story about my life, the climax would be when I met you!
That outfit is horrible! Take it off right now!
Hey, how’s it going? Do you see my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.
You’re a pot of gold in this enormous world and I’m just a little leprechaun.
Hey, if I kiss you, will I get slapped?
If you were a pill I'd overdose.
(Walk up to a girl, hold out your hand and say) "Would you mind holding on to this for me while I take a walk?"
If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction.
I bet my tongue can beat up your tongue.
If your beauty was like gas, my car would never need refilled.
Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
You're so pretty I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
Is this the Matrix, because I think you're the One.
If you were president then your name would be Baberaham Lincoln.
I almost got arrested for smuggling these guns into Mexico! (Looks at arms).
They call me "milk" because I do a body good.
Is there an airport near by or is that my heart taking off?
You know your good enough to give my last name to.
What is on your butt?... My eyes!
If I had a dollar for every chick I'd seen as hot as you... I'd have one dollar!
Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
(Pick up a pack of sugar that says "sugar" on it and say) "You dropped your nametag!"
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