Showing posts with label Sex Related Posts. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sex Related Posts. Show all posts

Friday, May 14, 2010

Sexting: The Art Of Flirty Text Messaging


How To Attract Women Using Text Messages




Are you ready to discover an unbelievable tool I use constantly to flirt and create sexual tension with women?
It's through "sexting" or text messaging on my cell phone.
Fortunately, unless you've lived in a cave for the last few years, you should be familiar with text messaging. Texts are short, "email like" messages you can send to people with your cell phone.
Texts are widely used because they're super useful for asking a fast question or sending a short message.
The cool thing is that women absolutely LOVE text messaging! Just watch any girl in a social setting, and see how many text messages she sends. Actually, text messaging is slowly replacing phone conversations.
The secret is when you text message a chick the RIGHT way, you can quickly build up enough attraction that you won't really have to do much IN-PERSON when you see her to get her attracted to you.
There's just one big problem with this.........
Most men entirely screw-up what they write on their text messages. They text the way us guys usually have conversations. When we talk to each other, we like to think logically and make concrete plans. Our texts are usually straight to the point.
Girls on the other hand, see text messaging as a way to get to know one another. Women use it to vent their frustrations & problems and also stay in touch with friends.
You gotta remember this when texting!
The totally killer way to use text messaging is to amplify and build SEXUAL TENSION. Before you send a text, make sure to think carefully about how this text will advance the flirting and sexual tension between you and any particular girl.
You can tease her, send "comfort" messages or make plans, but make sure your messages are specifically designed to create a STRONG emotion in the girl who gets them!
Doing this will improve your "game" with girls a million percent.
Its your lucky day! Let's take a look at the basics of texting or sexting. Over the last year, I've gotten tons of emails from dudes interested in improving their "text game". I always get 2 main questions:
1) What is the REAL purpose behind text messaging?
2) Can you give REAL LIFE examples of texts you've sent to girls?
So Here we go:
NUMBER 1) What's the REAL purpose of text messaging?
Simple.....Texting is totally about creating and maintaining and amplifying 
sexual tension!

Once you get her number, you probably have her attracted to you. This attraction is usually lost in the time between getting her number & calling her for the 1st time. When you text, you can bridge the 'time-gap' and maintain the attraction or even make it super hella hot.
Keep this in mind though, text messaging should NEVER totally replace a phone call. She'll thin you're weird if all u do is text. But sending a few funny, teasing, playful texts is an excellent way to get a girl to THINK ABOUT YOU all day long.
So when u actually call her, she'll immediately sense the good feelings and emotions that you've already given her through texting. This makes it hella easy to get her to answer the phone and set up a first date or meeting or whatever.
Make sure your text messages STAND OUT from all the other dudes that are probably calling this girl.
This Is How You Make Sure You're Not Like The Others:
NUMBER ONE- Tease the girl in a familiar manner to create a sense that you 
already "know" her

NUMBER TWO- Use "call back" humor to an event and or conversation that happened when you first met the girl
First, begin a text conversation by going back to a specific thing that happened when you 1st met her. [This is how to use the call-back humor that was mentioned above]
As an example, a couple months ago I met a super hot girl from the Czech Republic. Right when she opened her mouth, I could tell she sounded EXACTLY like the crazy dude from the Borat movie.
The second she admitted she saw the movie and "got the joke", I teased her mercilessly about sounding like the crazy Borat guy. So my 1st text message to her started with a me teasing her about being related to Borat. Nice!

The 2nd Most Asked Question: Can you give REAL LIFE examples of texts you've sent?

Like I said earlier, I usually use 'call-back humor' with my texts....Like the "Borat" example above...This makes it kinda tough to give "real life" examples. But, there are examples when I didn't get a chance to use call-back humor.
If you don't get a chance to use "call back" humor, here are a few messages that have gotten me excellent results in the past.
Twelve Texts I've personally used:
***These are to be used after you meet a chick- (try use 2 hours to one day after 1st meeting to re-establish contact)
1- "I sooo know ur thinking about me. So I thought I would say hi!"
2- "Stop talking about me to ur friends ;)"
3- "OMG.....I think I just saw ur twin. R u stalking me?"
4- "Thats it! I want a divorce. What r we going to do with the effing cats?"
***General updates- (Use these to keep contact ever other day & show her that you are a hella fun, super cool and interesting dude )
5- "Cupcake...my dog just did the craziest thing..."
6- "I just passed an army of Oompa Loompas. I think short people are breeding WAY too quickly"
7- "80 degrees out, sunshine. Time 4 me to grab a towel & head to the beach. Too bad u have to work all day :)"
***For Building Sexual Tension- (Use these bad boys after you've talked to her on the phone and set up a second date or meet or whatever)
8- "Miss me yet?"
9- "Tomorrow is gonna be super awesome. Please try not to embarrass me in front of my friends"
10- "Can't wait to see you. Ur like the bratty little sister I've always wanted."
***After the Second Meeting/First Date- (reinforces the good time she had with you)
11- "Totally Had an AWESOME time with u. I owe u an eskimo kiss!"
12- "U were hella fun! I guess it's safe to introduce you to my friends!"
13- "I really had a great time! Even if u r a little dorky ;)"
Remember fella's.....Sexual tension can be quickly gained but it also can be quickly LOST.
You absolutely GOTTA keep up the attraction at ALL points in the relationships you have with girls. NEVER allow the lines of communication to go slack or get boring. If you do, She'll forget about as soon as you can say "hella cool".
You can also use these text messages to pick girls up on Facebook and Myspace VERY easily. Any message you send on an online website is basically like a text message and sexting online works extremely well.

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Why Pornography is Bad for Men



Pornography is bad for men because it causes men to have unrealistic views of a woman's body, to be unsatisfied with real women and to separate sex from intimacy which results in a life of loneliness, separation, lack of intimacy and impotence.  Magazines use the most beautiful women to sell their wares and even those women are touched up and airbrushed. Pornography teaches men to look to the physical side of a woman rather than encouraging him to love her for her soul and mind first. The physical will change but the soul and mind usually stays the same.
The effect of pornography on men is dissatisfaction with normal women. Normal women can't live up to unrealistic expectations, nor should they. But when faced with unrealistic expectations women internalize these expectations causing them to feel inadequate, the result is that they do not want to be intimate (further exasperating men) because they don't feel beautiful when compared to the perfect images displayed in magazines and on computers. Dissatisfaction always occurs when expectations are unrealistically high. Naomi Wolf wrote about this in The Beauty Myth, her book is below.
I read somewhere that the Danes are the happiest people on the face of the earth and do you want to know why they are the happiest people on the face of the earth? It's because they have low expectations from life. When you have low or even normal expectations you have no where to go but up, but when you have unrealistically high expectations you are forced into disappointment, you have no where to go but down.


Moreover, pornography teaches men to separate sex from intimacy and love. It divorces the sex act from relationship which makes having a relationship difficult. In addition, it discourages the integration of love and intimacy which leads to a life of loneliness, separation and selfishness. I had a friend who had an addiction to pornography, he lived a life of loneliness because he could not force himself to be attracted to real women. He would like to have a normal, satisfying relationship but he can't, the only thing that attracts him are images of unrealistic celluloid women, women who don't exist and women that are objects. His life is filled with a secret desperation that he no longer controls.  There are many men that once their pornography addiction takes hold they can no longer have relations with real women.  The addiction rules them, they don't rule it.
Pornography is like a drug addiction, the more you feed it the more it wants and the less control you have over it. The book of Proverbs admonishes: Drink water from your own well – share your love only with your wife. Why spill the water of your springs in public, having sex with just anyone? You should reserve it for yourselves. Don't share it with strangers. Let your wife be a fountain of blessing for you. Rejoice in the wife of your youth. She is a loving doe, a graceful deer. Let her breasts satisfy you always. May you always be captivated by her love. Why be captivated, my son, with an immoral woman, or embrace the breasts of an adulterous woman? For the LORD sees clearly what a man does, examining every path he takes. An evil man is held captive by his own sins; they are ropes that catch and hold him. He will die for lack of self-control; he will be lost because of his incredible folly

Sunday, May 9, 2010

Women could change the World if they just quit having Sex before Marriage!


That's right, you heard me...Women should quit, completely, utterly and without exception having sex before marriage. I know this might come as a radical idea but please, let me state my case.



Having sex before marriage hurts women on so many levels. First of all, you have the tried and true risk of pregnancy and disease. The arguments for this are pretty obvious, if you don't have sex before marriage you will not have an illegitimate child, or acquire a disease...pretty basic and straightforward. However, have you ever realized that having sex before marriage is like a lose lose proposition for women? What do you get out of it? If you don't like the guy after having sex with him then, at the very least, you have just wasted yourself and put yourself at risk for pregnancy and disease. At the worst, you are stuck in a deeper relationship than you want and become pregnant and diseased. However, if you do fall in love with the guy and he doesn't respond in kind then you are left with a broken heart. And, broken hearts seem to be the ailment du jour.  We are a broken-hearted people.  By not having sex before marriage you avoid all of these uncomfortable scenarios. There is no downside to waiting, to waiting until you have a commitment in marriage, until you have devotion and until you know him better. I wish someone had told me this when I was a young woman.

In addition, if the entire feminine population did this, we could change the world. Men would have to actually court us, they would have to make an effort to win us over ...otherwise they are stuck forever waiting, waiting, waiting for sex. We would not have any children born out of wedlock (in a perfect scenario...stay with me now), men would have greater respect for women, rising to a goddess-like status (ok I got a little out of hand with that one). Moreover, the whole experiment would foster closer marriages thereby decreasing the occurrence of divorce. It would be a win win situation and it could change the world.

Unfortunately the trend seems to be going in the exact opposite direction. In this age of birth control, abortion on demand and lackadaisical attitudes towards sex, we no longer seem to have any moral compass at all when it comes to chastity. The very word reeks of the Victorian age. But the problem as I see it is that we have lost all wonder when it comes to passion and love-making. No longer is romance a part of the equation and marriage itself seems to be just another rite of passage, like getting a drivers license or something. I really think that the key to all of this is in the hands of women, we are the ones who could completely turn this around and make the world a better place. A place where romance, love, intimacy and passion are rampant and replace the uglier words of illegitimacy, disease, divorce, pornography and loneliness.

Sex and the Single College Girl



College is an interesting time in the life of girls.That pre-marriage, post-completely irrelevant relationship state in which a girl finds herself in when she is in her late teens and early 20's is completely new and unexplored. Before this point, all relationships and interactions with the opposite sex were basically inconsequential and monitored by parents. Yeah, you might have loved your high school boyfriend, but most girls also realize high school relationships rarely last. However, most girls are also not looking to settle down at this point. They want to have fun. Not babies.However, once a girl goes to college, they are free to do as they please. 
College-aged girls have some options on how to proceed depending on the stereo-type they fit into (and yes, I am completely aware this is not pc) 
  1. The Good Girl. This girl dates or becomes extremely close friends with you with no intention of ever sleeping with you. The two of you will flirt, hold hands, kiss, talk on the phone, cuddle, and go on dates. But you aren't really in a relationship of any kind. The girl wants to remain in this limbo because well, the perks are plentiful without the responsibility, and typically, it is driven by the desire to remain a virgin for some (usually, religious) reason. I'm not going to lie, a part of me envies this girl and her dedication (it might also have something to do with the fact that every boy wants her because she is totally unavailable)
  2. The Antisocial Girl. This girl will love you. Through a computer or a cell phone. And when I type love, what I really mean is, this girl will talk with you about serious, important things between making references about the more obscure parts of pop culture. If you impress her enough she will then let you type out how much you want to bang her, and she will tell you how she is masturbating to those words. If you are really lucky, she will send you pictures of her (or more likely, a porn star's) boobs.
  3. The Sororstitute. This girl rushed a sorority and then turned into a prostitute. Buy her a drink, and she will probably sleep with you. Calling a girl a whore is not nice, so I should probably stop here.
  4. The Cool Girl. This girl hangs out with you and your friends. She plays video games and argues about which old school kids show kicked more ass (It's a debate between Ninja Turtles and Power Rangers). She can hold her alcohol. She wears jeans and sneakers more than anything else, and she sometimes forgets to brush her hair. She will call you in the middle of the night cause she's "bored". When you go over, after the two of you play some super Nintendo, she will have sex with you on her slightly dirty sheets. When it's finished, she will be hoping for you to hurry up and leave so she doesn't have to deal with your awkward small-talk. You won't hear from her again.
  5. The Ready-Made Homemaker Girl. At first, this girl is too good to be true. She makes you dinner, she washes your dishes, she helps you pick out your mom's birthday gift, and she even knits you sweaters. She is funny and cute and really charming. She will make you work before you sleep with her, but the sex will be amazing. Then, she will turn crazy. She will leave wedding magazines lying around as subtle hint. When you don't take the hint, she will poke a hole in your condom. Be prepared. 
So, there you have it. Now, proceed with caution. 

Saturday, May 8, 2010

Sex Laws(Interesting Facts about Sex)


Let's Talk Sex


Let’s talk sex. Now, don’t look at me like that. It’s nothing to be embarrassed about. Who doesn’t like a little sex talk every now and then? Sex definitely sells. If it didn’t there would be no 900 numbers. And then there is the fact that porn sites outnumber non pornographic sites five to one.
Prostitution is often referred to as the oldest profession in the world. It has been said by “some” that a man will always pay for sex. Some by leaving money on the night stand, while others pay for it in mortgages, car payments and electric bills. No matter what your opinion is on the subject, sex is a major part of our experience on this jacked up planet.
However, I have come to the conclusion that sex is for the young. Now, before those of you who are in the third or fourth age bracket, 40 and above, start sending me hate mail consider, the following statistics.
  • According to a 2003 survey conducted by the Center for Disease Control, nearly 50% of all U.S. students will lose their virginity before leaving high school. I guess not everyone does it after all. (That last comment was meant for my two sons.)
  • Adults between the ages of 18-29 year olds have sex an average of 112 times per year,
  • The thirty something crowd averages having sex 86 times a year.
  • Those between the ages of 40-49 average doing the “wild thing” 69 times a year.. (Piccinino, LJ, Mosher, WD. Trends in contraceptive method use in the United States: 1982-1994. 1998. Family Planning Perspectives. Vol. 30(1): 4-10 & 6, Table 1. )
Just because you are a AARP card carrying member does not mean that your sexual interest diminishes. While visiting with a gentleman in his 90’s I asked him at what age do people stop having sex. With a gleam in his eye and a smirk on his face he replied, “Heck, son, you’ll have to ask someone older than me to find out.”
Whichever group you find yourself in, most of us enjoy sex whether through participation or discussion. When I first got married sex was the very reason I did not want a television in the bedroom. There would be no sex and violence in my bedroom unless I was the responsible party.
All of that being said, I would like to share with you some interesting facts that I have discovered concerning sex. Of course, what would an interesting fact be without my…uh-hmm…input. So if you’re ready, let’s talk sex.

Interesting Sex Facts

On average, men think about sex every 7 seconds. -The rest of the time we are thinking about food and sports.

It is estimated that sex burns 360 calories per hour! - That means I burn about 12 calories every time I have sex.

In Indonesia the punishment for masturbation is decapitation. - Which head do they cut off?

“Ithyphallophobia” is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis. - Let’s really mess with this guy. Put a Cialis in his coffee.

Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal. - What was really going on between Batman and Robin?

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. - I guess the other species just have mad sex.

In Greece, an adult male who is caught committing adultery is sometimes punished by the removal of his pubic hair and the insertion of a large radish into his rectum - You mean not everyone enjoys that?

The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were: Fred and Wilma Flintstone. - I wonder if he made her bedrock.

A pig’s orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. - If it last longer than four hours please consult a veterinarian.

Odd Facts About Sex

The average time a man lasts after penetration is two minutes. - The average time he stays awake after climaxing is even less.

Most Middle Eastern countries recognize the following Islamic law: "After having sexual relations with a lamb, it is a mortal sin to eat its flesh." - I didn’t realize Islam originated from the hills of Kentucky.

More than half the American men surveyed in a recent poll admit to having sex with women they disliked. - Yeah, they are called the ex-wife.
Couples that marry in January, February or March have the highest divorce rate. - Couples that “shack up” have the lowest.
Fifty-six percent of men have had sex at work - That would explain the stains on the mouse pad.

Dumb Sex Laws

An ordinance in Newcastle, Wyoming, specifically bans couples from having sex while standing inside a store's walk-in meat freezer! - Darn! There goes that fantasy.

In Washington State, it is not against the law to have sex with an animal as long as it weighs less than 40 pounds. - I guess that is why happy cows come from California.

In Utah you can have sex with an animal as long no money is involved. - Why buy the sheep when you can get the mutton for free.

Funny Quotes About Sex

Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn't have it and thought of other things if you did. ~ James Arthur Baldwin

Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast. ~ Woody Allen


Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. ~ Billy Crystal

Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.- George Burns


When a guy goes to a hooker, he's not paying her for sex, he's paying her to leave. Unknown



~ Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~ Unknown


The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you. ~ Woody Allen


I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy. ~ Steve Martin


In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind. ~ Nora Ephron



Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of yo price range. ~ Scott Roeben

Friday, May 7, 2010

Sex and the American Teenager




We live in an increasingly permissive society. The media exploits sexual images to sell products, all kinds of products. Television, the internet, movies, billboards, magazines...all exploit sex appeal for profit. That has an impact on America's children. Children have sex at a young age. Here are some statistics on sexually active American teenagers:
  • About one quarter of the American teenage population has had sex by the time they are 15 years of age.
  • In the United States, 7 in 10 girls who had sex before the age of 14, and 6 in 10 girls who had sex before the age of 15, had sex involuntarily. They were raped.
  • About 2800 American teenagers get pregnant each day.
  • About 40% of teenage girls in America get pregnant at least once before turning twenty. Between 30 and 40 percent of those pregnancies end in abortion. Those that end in birth cost the United States taxpayers nearly 7 billion dollars annually.
  • Teens 16 to 19 years old are three times as likely than the average population to suffer rape or sexual assault. One in two rape victims are under the age of 18; one in six rape victims are under the age of 12.
  • In the United States, one in four teens become infected with a sexually transmitted disease.
We live in a permissive society. Most of the time I think this is a good thing--there are a lot of positives to having the kind of personal freedom we enjoy here in the United States. Permissiveness can be carried too far--in a society, in a family, in an individual.
What do I mean by a permissive society? I mean a society, like ours, where the social norms become more and more liberal as time passes. There is an increase in sexual freedom, a lessening of the moral strictures religion places on society as whole, a rise in secularism. Attitidues towards arts, media, abortion, human sexuality have become more and more liberal as we move forward into the twenty-first century. Though I believe, on the positive side, the benefits are great: people are not repressed, we are free to speak our minds, we are free to think as we choose, we are free to exhibit our true lifestyles as a matter of personal choice, uninhibited by society's strictures as a whole (provided we do not harm others); still, there is a price to be paid, and we are paying it.
  • A rise in crime
  • A rise in teenage pregnancy
  • A rise in the divorce rates and single-parent households
  • A rise in sexually transmitted diseases
  • Disaffected youth
How disaffected?
  • 52% of American children between the ages of 5 and 17 have a television in their bedrooms
  • On average, the television is on in American homes for 7 hours per day
  • On average, the American parents spend about 12 hours per week in meaningful conversation with their children
  • Result? 25% of American teenagers came name the US city where the American constitution was written (Philadelphia). 75% of American teenagers can name the zip code of Beverly Hills (90210).
I don't want to turn back the clock. I don't want to go back to the Pilgrim Fathers, with their grim and repressive attitudes towards sex, women, personal freedoms...
I don't want to re-institute the Victorian age, with all manner of hysterical ailments in women due to that stifling, repressed society.
I would hope for just a more moderate society, that can concentrate on other appealing and important things, other than sex, in the media. I would hope for a stronger moral structure without being dictated to. I would hope for a rise in voluntary returns to religion in the home and family. I would hope for value placed on learning, knowledge, books, music; rather than how skinny the girl is, how well she looks in jeans, and how sexually appealing she is at age 12 and 13, I would hope for less television time in the home and more family time: more people doing things together as a family, whether it's within the home, playing a board game or chatting or challenging the kids to earn bonus points and an increased allowance for doing chores...or outside the home, going on a field trip, going to church, going on vacation together...
It's about time for the pendulum to swing the other way. It's about time we got over letting it all hang out and discover some moderation of permissiveness in our society.

Thursday, May 6, 2010

How Much Do Breast Implants Cost


Bigger Is Better? Okay... But Really, How Much Do Breast Implants Cost?


One person tells you that breast implants cost $10,000, while someone else may say they're $2,000. Are they crazy or are you hearing things? In fact, they may be right, and no you are not hearing things. Where you live plays a big role in the cost of breast implants. It's a safe bet that whoever paid more than two times the average cost of $4,000 lives in a city that you probably see a lot of in the movies. Places like Southern California and New York city are some of the most expensive when it comes to how much do breast implants cost.
When shopping for implants, many people completely forget to ask the most obvious question, "how much for two?" You have to remember that you're not thinking about buying socks and the first price you are likely to get will be for a single implant. If price is really a big consideration though, you might want to think about a trip down south. The southern states almost always offer a better deal on breast augmentation.
So, why the large disparity in price? What makes the difference between a $2,000 augmentation and one that costs $10,000? What's the difference between whiskey and scotch? Some people will say "nothing" but that's before they pay the bill. Silicone is the scotch of breast implants, costing about twice what saline costs. The cheaper "whiskey" is not actually so cheap, with silicone taking a bite of about $1,000 out of your pocketbook.

Factors to Consider

Any clinic of good repute would tell you that the implants are not the only factor in the equation. With hospital fees running in the neighborhood of $1,000 for this kind of procedure, and tacking on substantially more for recovery costs, you might find yourself wanting more of that anesthesia that goes for between $500 and $800. Of course, a not-so-reputable clinic might not even warn you about any of this until it's too late.

Don't put your wallet back in your pocket, just yet. Sure, the surgery was a smashing success, but a few years later you have to hope not too smashing. Ruptures are not as common as many would have you think, but there's always a risk, and one that shouldn't be taken lightly. An eventual MRI will probably set you back another $2,000 or so, somewhere down the road.

Will my insurance help me out? Breast implants are widely considered to be an aesthetic surgery, so probably not. After a mastectomy, some plans may consider covering the procedure for psychological reasons, but even that benefit may have its drawbacks.

Follow-up appointments are almost never covered, even if the surgery is. Any health issues that arise from your surgery, and especially the expensive treatments that often accompany them, are almost certainly going to fall outside of the coverage of your plan.

Moreover, the fine print that you probably ignored when you signed on with your health service might work against you after augmentation surgery. Many plans actually raise the premiums of their clients after such a procedure, claiming that they are at higher risk to suffer from eventual complications.

You Get What You Pay For

Can I count on quality at a low price? To be honest, you probably can't. As strange as it may seem, if the risks outweigh the costs, you might be knocking on the wrong doors. The old tried and true saying, "you get what you pay for" could not be more correct when it comes to plastic surgery prices, and breast augmentation is certainly no exception to the rule.
There are a number of things to consider when it comes to breast implants. These factors include, but are not limited to aesthetics, your safety, and durability. Remember that breast augmentation surgery is not a one-time deal, and future visits to the doctor may not come cheap. Look for a highly regarded doctor and get the job done right.You may have to pay more, but is it really worth the risk? Obviously not, so if your considering the procedure do your homework, ask for referrals, and don't let the cost of breast implants be a deterrent. You'll have peace of mind, and you can't put a price on that.

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

101 songs to have sex to


Get your freak on to Lady Lucks favorite songs to have sex to

There was one extremely sexual artist that i COMPLETELY left off, so check out song number 101.

I felt a little naughty the other day, so I decided to start making a sexy playlist ( I love making all kinds of play lists). I was in the middle of a brain freeze, so I decided to see what OTHER people like to listen to while they are having sex.
And much to my dismay, there is a SERIOUS lack of good lists of songs to have sex to.
So I spent the afternoon carefully crafting the ultimate sex playlist, and I hand picked 100 of my own favorite songs to have sex to. I have tested each one of these songs out and I can guarantee they will yield pleasurable results.
Enjoy!
(Note: these are in no particular order but I have bolded those that are my super special favorites).
  1. Marvin Gaye: Sexual Healing
  2. Janet Jackson: Anytime
  3. Mase: Tell me what you want
  4. HIM: Beautiful
  5. Monifah: Touch it
  6. Portishead: Only you
  7. Groove Theory: Tell me
  8. Al Green: Let's stay together
  9. Ginuwine: My whole life has changed
  10. LL Cool J: Doing it well
  11. Kelis: In public
  12. Incubus: Miss you
  13. NIN: Closer
  14. Tool: Wings for Marie
  15. Basement Jaxx: Get me off
  16. AK 1200: Drowning
  17. Ray J: Sexy Can I?
  18. Avant: You know what
  19. Ciara: Promise
  20. Neyo: Because of you
  21. Lil Wayne and Lloyd: Want you
  22. J Holiday: Bed
  23. Kosheen: Cruelty
  24. Biggie Smalls and Lil Kim: Crush on you
  25. Trina: Look back at me
  26. Marvin Gaye: Let's get it on
  27. T.I.: Why you wanna
  28. Lil Kim: Not tonight
  29. Slug and Murs: Woman tonight
  30. Ray J: One wish
  31. Aaliyah: One in a million
  32. Atmosphere: Don't ever fucking question that
  33. Keith Sweat/ Silk: Let me lick you up and down
  34. Atmosphere: Dirty girl
  35. Franky J: Obsession
  36. Usher, Lil John, Ludacris: Lovers and Friends
  37. Pretty Ricky: Your body
  38. Blackstreet: Good lovin
  39. 112: Peaches & Cream
  40. Cassie: Me and you
  41. Eyedea and Abilities: Paradise
  42. Jay Z and Foxy Brown: Ill Na na
  43. Method Man and Mary J Blidge: You're all I need
  44. HIM: You are the one
  45. Keith Sweat: Nobody
  46. Shai: If I ever fall in love
  47. J Holiday: Suffocate
  48. Janet Jackson and Khia: So excited
  49. HIM: Sweet 666
  50. Lil Wayne: Lolipop
  51. J Holiday: Be with me
  52. Paul Wall: Smooth operator (chopped and screwed)
  53. Lloyd Brown: You got it goin on
  54. Mariah Carey: Touch my body
  55. Mary J Blidge: You are my everything
  56. Missy Elliot: One minute man
  57. Paul Wall: Oh girl
  58. Pitbull and Lloyd: Secret Admirer
  59. Sage Franis: Broken wings
  60. Salt n Pepa: Whatta man
  61. Silverchair: Greatest view
  62. STP: Sex type of thing
  63. Sublime: Slowride
  64. Fallout boy: Of all the Gin joints in the world
  65. Silverchair: Without you
  66. Sublime: Saw red (acoustic)
  67. SWV: Weak
  68. Toni Braxton: You're making me high
  69. Sublime: Caress me down
  70. The Used: Blue and yellow
  71. Trina: I got a problem
  72. 2pac: I'd rather be your n ****
  73. Pretty Ricky: Grind on me
  74. G Unit: I like the way she do it
  75. Pitbull: Toma
  76. Foxy Brown: Gotta get you home tonight
  77. Keith Sweat: Twisted
  78. Silverchair: Miss you love
  79. Incubus: Anti gravity love song
  80. Twista and Mariah Carey: So lonely
  81. Timaland, Nelly Furtado, JT: Give it to me
  82. P Diddy & Christina Aguileria: Tell me
  83. Julez Santana: Fuckers and friends
  84. Silk: More
  85. G Unit: Wanna get to know ya
  86. Usher: You make me wanna
  87. Ani Difranco: Overlap
  88. Julez Santana: There it go
  89. Barry White: Can't get enough of your love
  90. The Cure: Just like heaven
  91. 504 boys: I can tell
  92. Usher: Let it burn
  93. KC & Jojo: Crazy
  94. Ginuwine: Pony
  95. 112: Only you
  96. Lil John: Oh na na na
  97. Daddy Yankee: Rompe
  98. Montell Jordan: Get it on tonight
  99. Shawnna: Gettin some
  100. Pretty Ricky: Hotline
  101. Prince: GET OFF